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10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen 10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near. 9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride. 8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it. 7. Ask how Tanya is. 6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.” 5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face. 4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?” 3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a rang